Neither I, nor any of my many troops in the Rodent Revolution, would do anything to Kracker Radio. While Kracker's knuckles, do drag, when he walks, there is no question, by the quality of his programs, that there is rodent dna in his ancestory. The fact that he lays on his back while eating cheese should be proof, even to the most skeptical of you apes.

There are so many monkeys that are worthy of parody and making fun, but Kracker is not one of them.

To the degree that we can admire an ape, we have that respect for Kracker, the Bowling league and his wonderful work with Jay's wisdom to the world. While despising both the look and smell of you apes, there are some of you chimps that we do assign loyalty. Kracker is one of them.

While we acknowledge that Mechanic has long thought that the Sun rises because the Rooster crows, and that his belief is, "silly putty really isn't silly", we have to wonder if Mechanic's tire pressure is in fact suffering from this distraction. The wrath of WTPR (Tire Pressure Radio) may well visit upon your radials. We are of the belief that Mechanic needs to focus on the important issues at hand.

You monkeys are so silly!